1 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:19,100 Wow, yes, that is exactly how you say, oh, who am I kidding, pass the chicken 2 00:00:19,100 --> 00:00:20,460 gravy in Spanish. 3 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:22,360 Another point for Skips. 4 00:00:22,660 --> 00:00:26,940 Eh, once you learn a little Latin, all the other romance languages tend to fall 5 00:00:26,940 --> 00:00:27,859 into place. 6 00:00:27,860 --> 00:00:30,600 Dude, this game of hard question, soft question is so specific. 7 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:31,979 Yeah, who's next? 8 00:00:31,980 --> 00:00:35,340 Because I don't want to get another, how many hairs are there per square inch on 9 00:00:35,340 --> 00:00:36,340 the average dog? 10 00:00:36,660 --> 00:00:38,340 12,000. Well, yeah, I know now. 11 00:00:38,910 --> 00:00:42,630 Thomas is next. Last card, and it's a soft question. 12 00:00:43,010 --> 00:00:47,830 What film featured an old man and his young friend who used a time machine to 13 00:00:47,830 --> 00:00:49,130 go back to the future? 14 00:00:49,790 --> 00:00:53,610 Um... Picnic Near the Daroga, directed by Andrej Tarkovi? 15 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:59,860 No maggots on the steps of Odessa by Sergei Isenov. No, I found my dead wife 16 00:00:59,860 --> 00:01:06,840 on a space station also directed by Andrei Tarkovych I Know this is a 17 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:09,740 little rude to say because it's our first time hanging out But you have 18 00:01:09,740 --> 00:01:14,760 single-handedly ruined this game minus four points for Thomas Well, Thomas 19 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:16,140 loses clearly. 20 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:18,980 So Thomas has to clean the living room tonight 21 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:22,259 Oh, great. 22 00:01:22,260 --> 00:01:24,820 Jobs like that are why I love this internship so much. 23 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:28,180 I don't appreciate the sarcasm, Thomas. 24 00:01:28,420 --> 00:01:31,720 No, no, I really do love it. Oh, no, I guess we'll have to give him more 25 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:33,440 cleaning jobs. He likes to clean. Oh, no. 26 00:01:33,660 --> 00:01:35,480 Maybe we should just keep letting him do it, though. 27 00:01:38,180 --> 00:01:39,180 Private caller. 28 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:41,500 Excuse me a sec. 29 00:01:42,630 --> 00:01:43,630 Uh, hello? 30 00:01:44,030 --> 00:01:48,330 Nikolai, new mission. We must track down scary bioweapon dealers in Paris. 31 00:01:48,690 --> 00:01:51,170 Oh, yeah, that sounds pretty important. 32 00:01:51,610 --> 00:01:53,230 Oh, private caller. 33 00:01:53,650 --> 00:01:54,790 Oh, you got a girlfriend? 34 00:01:55,270 --> 00:01:57,290 Who is all the voices speaking at you? 35 00:01:57,510 --> 00:02:01,770 Uh, sorry, can't hear you right now. I'll have to call you back. Hey, 36 00:02:01,790 --> 00:02:04,890 careful. I had to write our address on all those cards in case we lose one. 37 00:02:05,050 --> 00:02:09,930 Hey, Benson, it turns out that was my girlfriend. And I'm late to dinner. 38 00:02:10,509 --> 00:02:12,330 I've been... Have you? 39 00:02:12,790 --> 00:02:15,330 Skips. Would you mind it if I cleaned up the living room tomorrow? 40 00:02:15,710 --> 00:02:19,770 We have a park manager's meeting here at 7, so as long as it's done before then, 41 00:02:19,910 --> 00:02:20,569 you can go. 42 00:02:20,570 --> 00:02:21,569 1,900 hours. 43 00:02:21,570 --> 00:02:22,590 Got it. Thanks, Benson. 44 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:23,810 No problem. 45 00:02:24,150 --> 00:02:25,150 Stay radical. 46 00:02:25,430 --> 00:02:28,490 Did you just try to be cool in front of the intern? 47 00:02:29,570 --> 00:02:30,570 Yes. 48 00:02:36,530 --> 00:02:37,890 Nikolai, where have you been? 49 00:02:38,110 --> 00:02:39,510 My darling Svetlana. 50 00:02:39,750 --> 00:02:43,070 You know I cannot tell you, for it would reveal my secret identity. 51 00:02:43,750 --> 00:02:45,010 Oh, Nikolai. 52 00:02:45,490 --> 00:02:49,130 That's the sort of loyalty that makes it hard to stay mad at you. 53 00:02:49,390 --> 00:02:52,930 Here, let me show you our new cool stuff. 54 00:02:53,910 --> 00:02:56,410 Look at me. I am so American. 55 00:03:00,330 --> 00:03:01,690 X-ray goggle. 56 00:03:01,990 --> 00:03:02,918 Grapple hook. 57 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:05,660 And gadget I'm most excited about using? 58 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:08,540 Invisible box. 59 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:11,040 Yes, right. Gadgets and stuff. 60 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:12,240 Who's our target? 61 00:03:12,580 --> 00:03:14,260 Oh, you want to rush it along? 62 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:19,480 Normally not what I mean to, but... Target one, a dealer named Goldfang. 63 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:20,700 Whereabouts unknown. 64 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:24,440 Target two, however, whereabouts very known. 65 00:03:24,740 --> 00:03:26,920 That is Red Swan. 66 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:34,230 If we wait a little while longer, Red Swan will lead us directly to Gold Fang 67 00:03:34,230 --> 00:03:38,130 and we can... There's no time for waiting! Let's just get her now! No! 68 00:03:38,410 --> 00:03:39,410 Wait! 69 00:03:40,070 --> 00:03:42,290 Red Swan, give us the bioweapon! 70 00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:44,570 Street safe snow helmet on! 71 00:03:46,830 --> 00:03:47,950 She's getting away! 72 00:03:49,990 --> 00:03:51,270 Oh, you got me. 73 00:03:51,790 --> 00:03:53,230 I was also a spy. 74 00:04:22,570 --> 00:04:23,570 Cool helmet, Ted. 75 00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:26,930 Now give us the bioweapon. Oh, right away. 76 00:04:30,050 --> 00:04:36,230 Just cheese and pastries with no fruit jam or any information on how to find 77 00:04:36,230 --> 00:04:38,110 Goldfang and the bioweapon. 78 00:04:38,430 --> 00:04:41,570 Unlike this piece of paper right here. 79 00:04:43,430 --> 00:04:44,430 Wait, 80 00:04:45,590 --> 00:04:47,730 this isn't my parachute overcoat. 81 00:04:55,200 --> 00:05:01,060 The catacombs. I have hunched bioweapon not in catacombs. Better we split up to 82 00:05:01,060 --> 00:05:02,060 cover more ground. 83 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:06,400 As long as we can do it in less than five hours, we'll be fine. What happens 84 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:07,500 in five hours? 85 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:11,920 Uh, that is just the maximum amount of time a mission can take. 86 00:05:12,300 --> 00:05:14,900 Ah, they did say that in spy school. 87 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:18,480 Hmm. 88 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,360 That's... Seven chips! 89 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:26,200 Dude, you could totally do, like, five more. Thomas! 90 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:27,719 Where's Thomas? 91 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:30,000 If he's not here, you guys are gonna have to clean all this up. 92 00:05:30,540 --> 00:05:32,320 Uh... Bathroom. Definitely bathroom. 93 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:34,640 He ate up bad, uh... He ate trash. 94 00:05:34,940 --> 00:05:37,380 Trash? Straight from the can. You know interns. 95 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:38,840 Wow, that's really gross. 96 00:05:39,220 --> 00:05:42,180 Tell him he better get this cleaned up soon. Don't want all those other park 97 00:05:42,180 --> 00:05:44,780 managers to start calling me Benson Dungrody again. 98 00:06:02,940 --> 00:06:04,280 Hello. Oh, sorry. 99 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:06,040 We were trying to reach this guy, Thomas. 100 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:08,740 Oh, right. Right, right. No, this is Thomas. 101 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,760 I was just messing with you guys. 102 00:06:10,980 --> 00:06:12,300 This is no time for jokes. 103 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:13,519 Where are you, man? 104 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:16,440 We covered for you, but Benson is flipping out because you haven't cleaned 105 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:20,040 yet. Oh, man. I'm sorry, guys. I'll be back soon. I swear. 106 00:06:20,740 --> 00:06:21,960 Those guys are hilarious. 107 00:06:22,740 --> 00:06:24,180 Wait, what was I supposed to be doing again? 108 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:25,640 Oh, right. 109 00:06:25,840 --> 00:06:28,120 Saving the world from a deadly bioweapon. 110 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:36,440 Why did we have to meet in the catacombs? It's very unsettling, no? 111 00:06:36,780 --> 00:06:38,860 Did you bring the bioweapon? 112 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:41,440 Could. 113 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:45,660 Why you throw a bioweapon? It could explode. 114 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:49,720 Bioweapon will not explode without activator. 115 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:57,480 Clever. It's that kind of cleverness that I like about you. 116 00:07:01,490 --> 00:07:02,730 What was that? 117 00:07:04,710 --> 00:07:07,850 Really? You are afraid of one skull? 118 00:07:08,190 --> 00:07:11,350 We are in room full of skulls. 119 00:07:12,750 --> 00:07:16,550 No luck for me. I could not find Goldfang anywhere. 120 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:18,070 How unfortunate. 121 00:07:18,630 --> 00:07:19,630 Me neither. 122 00:07:19,930 --> 00:07:20,930 Yes. 123 00:07:23,250 --> 00:07:25,230 Kiss me. 124 00:07:25,670 --> 00:07:26,670 Sure. 125 00:07:38,969 --> 00:07:39,969 What's this? 126 00:07:40,070 --> 00:07:43,490 It's not what you think, Nikolai. I saw you with Goldfang. 127 00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:48,270 Why hide it from me? I'm doing my job. It's you who's always wanting to be 128 00:07:48,270 --> 00:07:49,249 somewhere else. 129 00:07:49,250 --> 00:07:54,790 Maybe that's true. I'm taking bioweapon with me so no one can detonate it. Where 130 00:07:54,790 --> 00:07:55,790 are you going? 131 00:07:55,990 --> 00:07:57,230 I'm sorry, Svetlana. 132 00:07:57,670 --> 00:07:59,070 It's a secret. 133 00:08:01,900 --> 00:08:05,300 You are not the only one who can pick pockets. 134 00:08:11,460 --> 00:08:12,720 Where is he? 135 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:15,000 You two, clean up this mess. 136 00:08:15,380 --> 00:08:17,880 Aw, what? But you told Thomas to do it. Thomas? 137 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:21,460 Who's Thomas? As far as I'm concerned, Thomas is fired. 138 00:08:21,660 --> 00:08:25,460 Unless he can somehow magically appear in the next two seconds. 139 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:26,760 Hey, guys. Thomas! 140 00:08:27,660 --> 00:08:30,960 Sorry, I'm late. I'll start cleaning right away. Oh, hey, you brought a snow 141 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:33,860 globe. That could be great. The park managers will love that. 142 00:08:35,539 --> 00:08:39,820 Uh, maybe you guys should come back later. After I'm done, I have this 143 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:43,360 really weird thing where I don't like being watched while I clean. TMI, dude. 144 00:08:43,620 --> 00:08:44,620 Five minutes! 145 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:45,720 Yeah, you got it. 146 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:52,940 So, this is your big secret, huh? Old chips and beige wallpaper? 147 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:54,400 You wouldn't understand. 148 00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:56,920 I cannot talk now. I must clean room. 149 00:08:57,300 --> 00:09:01,400 The room will be hard to clean once it's blown to smithereens. 150 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:04,280 I followed you because I thought you liked me. 151 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:05,480 Then they kissed. 152 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:08,060 You were just trying to get the activator. 153 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:09,360 Yes, I was. 154 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:12,920 If you wanted it, you should have just asked. 155 00:09:15,739 --> 00:09:19,620 Time to say goodbye to your precious power! 156 00:09:25,420 --> 00:09:31,880 What are you doing? 157 00:09:32,140 --> 00:09:33,140 Both my jobs! 158 00:09:40,820 --> 00:09:44,550 Why do you... care about stupid living room. 159 00:09:44,810 --> 00:09:47,390 I am intern here, and I love it. 160 00:09:48,090 --> 00:09:53,250 So much less drama than secret agent life. Being intern is more important to 161 00:09:53,250 --> 00:09:54,770 you than doing mission together? 162 00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:05,010 It is over, comrade. 163 00:10:08,190 --> 00:10:12,620 But we're all going to die. Oh, I didn't think about that part. 164 00:10:12,820 --> 00:10:13,880 Not all of us! 165 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:16,260 Oh, yeah! 166 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:25,420 Svetlana, I am sorry I walked out on you. I am glad you did. 167 00:10:25,660 --> 00:10:28,660 The Nikolai I loved was secret agent. 168 00:10:29,060 --> 00:10:32,260 The man in front of me now is an intern. 169 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:34,380 Goodbye, Thomas. 170 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:39,340 And wait till you see this snow globe. 171 00:10:40,590 --> 00:10:43,550 We're entering the house right this way. 172 00:10:44,450 --> 00:10:49,210 Hey, everybody. 173 00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:51,490 What the heck is that? 174 00:10:55,370 --> 00:11:00,190 That is the most amazing snow globe I've ever seen. 175 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:15,100 Oh yeah.